Me: How was school today?
Liz: When Wesley dies and goes to the sky he’s going to be in the fire.

Liz: Dad,..How much are these bouncy balls?
Me: They’re $1
Liz: 5 whole balls for $1 !?
Me: Yep.
Liz: Does that mean we can put 5 balls in every persons surprise bag at my birthday party?!?
Me: Ummmmm….maybe?
Liz: YEEESSSSSS! No one will any idea how amazing their surprise bag is going to be!
Me:  -what just happened?-

(to the tune of “Bad Romance”)
Liz: ‘La la ooh la la – mama ooh la la – gaga ooh la la – I like Batman’

(watching Winnie the Pooh)
Liz: I don’t like Eeyore.
Me: Why?
Liz: He’s always so unhappy.. Seriously..what’s his problem?

Liz: Can we save up all our money together and build a new house?
Me: Sure sounds like a plan.
Liz: Ok well..I guess I’m gonna have to stop throwing my money in fountain at the mall then..

Liz: Why is there hair in my mouth? I never put hair in my mouth today.

Me: Are you excited about going for breakfast?
Liz: I guess so..
Me: what do you mean you “guess so”?
Liz: Well you always say “maybe” so I’m going to always say “I guess so” until you stop.

Me: No running in the restaurant!
Liz: It’s not a restaurant it’s a McDonalds!

Me: Why do you keep saying “Butt”?
Liz: ’cause it’s silly!
Me: What’s silly about it?
Liz: What’s not silly about it?!
Me: Well played.

Liz: Daddy, Can we meet a police man while he’s in his car?
Me: If we see one I suppose we can, Although if he’s in his car it might be tough.
Liz: Well…If he’s sitting in his car eating a muffin then can we?
Me: BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA!